Cast of Characters, in Order of Appearance:
Will Holets, a ICer with Zero Technique and lots of Upper Body Strength
Mike Zupancic (Zupes), Grand Architect of this Competition
Michael Magenheimer (Magoogs), a Crazy Beast of a Climber
Guy Ross, an Extraordinarily Tall Person
Beth O'Malley, a Person with Talent at Making Faces, and Zupes' Girlfriend
Alex Wilson, a Laughable Laugher
Katie, a Blonde with Nifty Tattoos whose Last Name I Do Not Know
Melissa Halford, an Odyssey Guide and Fellow Synesthete
Jon Armstrong, Setter of Difficult Problems and Crap-talker
Amy Fegely, an ICer who is Also Very Tall.
Devin Rutkowski, a Hiker who would Rather Play with Tonapaw than Climb
I get there at like 12:05 and Will has already sent about half the easy problems on the wall as a warmup. He probably got there at like 11:30 and bothered Zupes till he let him in. Go figure.
Magoogs came back from NYC for this comp(He says he's been here since Thursday. xD)
He won his category, of course.
Zupes: "First place in Advanced... Gertrude Beatrice?"
Everyone: "..."
Zupes: "...Get your ass up here, Magenheimer."
Zupes used zipties to get the net out of the way so that people would have access to the Ramin Room. Guy used zipties to attach Zupes' beltloop to his chair. Zupes still beat Guy to the scissors, and managed to unattach himself before Guy could attach another loop to the chair. Then, Guy tried to attach Beth to her chair and Zupes had this horrfied look on his face and he was like "BETH! LOOK OUT!" and Beth managed to avoid being zip-tied. Then Zupes got some zipties and said "Oh hey Guy, guess what else these are good for?" But Guy wouldn't let Zupes cuff him.
Alex announced his presence when Katie made him laugh. Alex has the funniest laugh ever. I have to do an impression for you sometime. (Magoogs' is better, but whatever...) Since I've met Alex, I've discovered that humor can be quantified... in the number of times it makes Alex laugh. (I beat Alex by five points, whoop de do, etc.)
Melissa and I argued about what numbers have what color. 650 is similar colors to 680, because the green 6 and the red in each of the 5 and 8 clash, so I mistook her 650 score for a 680 score, which means she didn't kick my ass as much as I thought she did. Apparently, her timeline is a counterclockwise circle, but I'm standing on mine, and it's a curving pathway... eh.
Jon was being fairly nice today, w00t.
I fell off this overhanging problem from right by the bouldering line and turned as I fell so I could stick the landing instead of falling on my butt. Apparently I had a lot of momentum, because I fell over and ended up lying on the matt.
Me: "Well that sucks... I'm just gonna fall asleep here now, staring at this problem."
Jon: "I want to try this problem!"
Me: *gets up* "Go ahead, show everyone up."
Jon: "Well, you coulda stayed there... makes a softer landing for me."
Me: "Get outta here before I kick your ass."
Jon: "No! I gotta get this problem first!"
Me: *grr*
He also fell off it, and landed much worse than I did.
But apparently he was spotting me a few times. Aww, that's so nice of you, Jon. =P
Apparently on the same problem I'd been trying when Jon called me fat, the first time I fell off it, I did the same thing, turned around to fall better (stuck it!) and Katie said it looked like I hit myself on every single hold on the way down. =P I hit nothing.
There was this hard, technical problem, Jon kept falling (sliding, it was positive) off it and saying "I FUCKING HATE SLAB." Guy reached through the crux, and Will muscled through it, and sent. I got through the crux properly, on technique and couldn't reach the next hold. Zupes laughed through this entire thing. Thank you, Zupes. xD
There was a little kid with a hand-knitted sweater with a stegosaurus on it. She was like two. Her 4? 5? year old brother took 2nd in the kids' competition. That kid was beast. All the little kids were, actually.
Jon and Will are going to the New over Thanksgiving. I wanna go, but of course I'm going to Philly. Will: 'Nah, family's important.' Jon: 'Who'd want to go to Philly over Thanksgiving? Not that we'd want you with us anyways...' Me: 'Jerk.' Will, later: 'Wait, you and Jon were at each others' throats?!' Oh, Will... we love you too =P
Shortly thereafter:
Jon, at someone attempting and failing to use actual footholds: "Come on, stick it in there!"
Me: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
Jon: "DAMMIT! ...Nice one."
Jon brought doughnuts. Forever forgiven. =)P
Devin: "I just want (unintelligablesqueal) Tonapaw!"
Tonapaw: *wags tail, beggy-eyes*
Melissa: "...So, Ariel, do you want to climb?"
Me: "He is the sweeeetest dog ever..."
Melissa: "..."
Devin: *pets the dog, squees, etc.*
Me: *giggles, 'cause Devin is this, like, 6' tall 20 year old who would rather play with the dog*
(I know there's more Devin stories. I can't remember any of them right now. =/)
For the kid problems, Zupes made themes--disney princesses, pokemon, superheroes--and had the rules being 'however many of these pictures you can touch, you get two points for that.' The pokemon one was the most popular, and some of the pokemon started falling off the wall... leading to "ALEX uses HEELHOOK! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! BULBASAUR has FAINTED!" jokes.
People were having trouble watching their language around the little kids, so I told the story of what happened when someone wasn't being careful around 8-year-old me. Think of all the poor children that are getting the Talk right now.
There were about 80, 85 boulder problems there. Zupes estimated that he spent about 50 hours on this competition. O.O
Guy was, of course, 'flirting' with Magoogs and Zupes and everyone, despite having a (freshman...) girlfriend. Too many stories here. I think my brain's blocking some of them out.
I am the proud owner of one (1) Mad Rock poster, and one (1) shiny new Nalgene. Poster will go up once I'm done writing this. My fingertips have significantly less skin on them than before, but my fingers were only starting to get tired. I dunno how that works, since, like, Will, who is a lot stronger than me, was getting pumped at the end.
Will Holets, a ICer with Zero Technique and lots of Upper Body Strength
Mike Zupancic (Zupes), Grand Architect of this Competition
Michael Magenheimer (Magoogs), a Crazy Beast of a Climber
Guy Ross, an Extraordinarily Tall Person
Beth O'Malley, a Person with Talent at Making Faces, and Zupes' Girlfriend
Alex Wilson, a Laughable Laugher
Katie, a Blonde with Nifty Tattoos whose Last Name I Do Not Know
Melissa Halford, an Odyssey Guide and Fellow Synesthete
Jon Armstrong, Setter of Difficult Problems and Crap-talker
Amy Fegely, an ICer who is Also Very Tall.
Devin Rutkowski, a Hiker who would Rather Play with Tonapaw than Climb
I get there at like 12:05 and Will has already sent about half the easy problems on the wall as a warmup. He probably got there at like 11:30 and bothered Zupes till he let him in. Go figure.
Magoogs came back from NYC for this comp(He says he's been here since Thursday. xD)
He won his category, of course.
Zupes: "First place in Advanced... Gertrude Beatrice?"
Everyone: "..."
Zupes: "...Get your ass up here, Magenheimer."
Zupes used zipties to get the net out of the way so that people would have access to the Ramin Room. Guy used zipties to attach Zupes' beltloop to his chair. Zupes still beat Guy to the scissors, and managed to unattach himself before Guy could attach another loop to the chair. Then, Guy tried to attach Beth to her chair and Zupes had this horrfied look on his face and he was like "BETH! LOOK OUT!" and Beth managed to avoid being zip-tied. Then Zupes got some zipties and said "Oh hey Guy, guess what else these are good for?" But Guy wouldn't let Zupes cuff him.
Alex announced his presence when Katie made him laugh. Alex has the funniest laugh ever. I have to do an impression for you sometime. (Magoogs' is better, but whatever...) Since I've met Alex, I've discovered that humor can be quantified... in the number of times it makes Alex laugh. (I beat Alex by five points, whoop de do, etc.)
Melissa and I argued about what numbers have what color. 650 is similar colors to 680, because the green 6 and the red in each of the 5 and 8 clash, so I mistook her 650 score for a 680 score, which means she didn't kick my ass as much as I thought she did. Apparently, her timeline is a counterclockwise circle, but I'm standing on mine, and it's a curving pathway... eh.
Jon was being fairly nice today, w00t.
I fell off this overhanging problem from right by the bouldering line and turned as I fell so I could stick the landing instead of falling on my butt. Apparently I had a lot of momentum, because I fell over and ended up lying on the matt.
Me: "Well that sucks... I'm just gonna fall asleep here now, staring at this problem."
Jon: "I want to try this problem!"
Me: *gets up* "Go ahead, show everyone up."
Jon: "Well, you coulda stayed there... makes a softer landing for me."
Me: "Get outta here before I kick your ass."
Jon: "No! I gotta get this problem first!"
Me: *grr*
He also fell off it, and landed much worse than I did.
But apparently he was spotting me a few times. Aww, that's so nice of you, Jon. =P
Apparently on the same problem I'd been trying when Jon called me fat, the first time I fell off it, I did the same thing, turned around to fall better (stuck it!) and Katie said it looked like I hit myself on every single hold on the way down. =P I hit nothing.
There was this hard, technical problem, Jon kept falling (sliding, it was positive) off it and saying "I FUCKING HATE SLAB." Guy reached through the crux, and Will muscled through it, and sent. I got through the crux properly, on technique and couldn't reach the next hold. Zupes laughed through this entire thing. Thank you, Zupes. xD
There was a little kid with a hand-knitted sweater with a stegosaurus on it. She was like two. Her 4? 5? year old brother took 2nd in the kids' competition. That kid was beast. All the little kids were, actually.
Jon and Will are going to the New over Thanksgiving. I wanna go, but of course I'm going to Philly. Will: 'Nah, family's important.' Jon: 'Who'd want to go to Philly over Thanksgiving? Not that we'd want you with us anyways...' Me: 'Jerk.' Will, later: 'Wait, you and Jon were at each others' throats?!' Oh, Will... we love you too =P
Shortly thereafter:
Jon, at someone attempting and failing to use actual footholds: "Come on, stick it in there!"
Me: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
Jon: "DAMMIT! ...Nice one."
Jon brought doughnuts. Forever forgiven. =)P
Devin:
Tonapaw: *wags tail, beggy-eyes*
Melissa: "...So, Ariel, do you want to climb?"
Me: "He is the sweeeetest dog ever..."
Melissa: "..."
Devin: *pets the dog, squees, etc.*
Me: *giggles, 'cause Devin is this, like, 6' tall 20 year old who would rather play with the dog*
(I know there's more Devin stories. I can't remember any of them right now. =/)
For the kid problems, Zupes made themes--disney princesses, pokemon, superheroes--and had the rules being 'however many of these pictures you can touch, you get two points for that.' The pokemon one was the most popular, and some of the pokemon started falling off the wall... leading to "ALEX uses HEELHOOK! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! BULBASAUR has FAINTED!" jokes.
People were having trouble watching their language around the little kids, so I told the story of what happened when someone wasn't being careful around 8-year-old me. Think of all the poor children that are getting the Talk right now.
There were about 80, 85 boulder problems there. Zupes estimated that he spent about 50 hours on this competition. O.O
Guy was, of course, 'flirting' with Magoogs and Zupes and everyone, despite having a (freshman...) girlfriend. Too many stories here. I think my brain's blocking some of them out.
I am the proud owner of one (1) Mad Rock poster, and one (1) shiny new Nalgene. Poster will go up once I'm done writing this. My fingertips have significantly less skin on them than before, but my fingers were only starting to get tired. I dunno how that works, since, like, Will, who is a lot stronger than me, was getting pumped at the end.
